My bike hasn't been very Horny lately.

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  • Rocky
    started a topic My bike hasn't been very Horny lately.

    My bike hasn't been very Horny lately.

    I been noticing that my bike hasn't been up to snuff in the Horny Department for a while now. (No Blue pills for my Thoroughbred)

    I Have had a HARD time getting some people attention,when I want to them to get the hell out of the way.

    A Greek friend advised me to "phuk em where they fart". Personally my bike don't play that chit!

    So I took matters into my own hands and Gave the bike some of my medicinal CBD.

    Gotta say man, this bike is now as Horny as a room full of Stud Bulls at a Virgin Revival!.

    There is no way in hell a deaf man couldn't hear my bike now that it is as Horny as all get out!!

  • Rocky
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    I no takey Oxy's. Bad mogo with them nasty thangs.

    I'm just a Tylenol man. Everyone knows I have a high tolerance for pain.(yet another hidden message).

  • sorcerer
    replied
    Na Rocky’s oxy script ran out now he’s on to canned duster. 🤪

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  • Rocky
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    I Spalan'd it pretty clear.

    Read it slowly. its clear as mud!.

    Or try and crack the code in this thread.

    https://www.theglforum.com/forum/mot...tting-at-speed

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  • ShooterF6B
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    Rock how much of that CBD oil did you injest?? I mean I know it's kinda slow but that post is kinda out there. Although I have noticed.that when I'm behind an HD , Shay-Shay wants to get out front. Maybe she's just horny.

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