My Pirate Joke for the year...

[trip]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your crotch".

The pirate says, "Iy-ee, it drives me nuts".



You're welcome.

[kwthom]

What did the little tree say to the big tree?


I'm tree-mendous!

[Mattbcnv]

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left side???



he’s alright now!!!


mattbcnv

[kiptap]

Two peanuts were walking through Central Park and one was assaulted.

[Richard Edward]

And the frog said "Time sure is fun when you're having flies"