Killed the old cow!

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  • Killed the old cow!

    The cow is dead

    Suddenly, a cow runs out into the road and a Limo driving late at night hits it head on and the car comes to a stop.

    The woman in the back seat - in her usual abrasive manner, says to the chauffeur "You get out and check on that poor cow."

    So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it appeared to be old.
    Well, says the woman, "You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer in that lighted farmhouse over there"

    Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally inebriated, a full belly, his hair ruffled, with a big grin on his face.

    "My God, What Happened to You?" asks the woman.

    The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of single malt scotch, the wife gave me a meal fit for a king, and the daughter made love to me."

    "What on earth did you say?" asks the woman.

    Well, I just knocked on the door, and when it opened I said to them, "I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow."

    Don't you just love a story with a happy ending!
    """""""Darksider #10 It's been said by many people, that I am still only 16 years old inside my head!! LOL!!
    I have never thrown a leg over any make or model of motorcycle and had nothing but a good time!!"""""""

  • #2
    I do love a happy ending.......funny stuff. Thanks
    '12 GL1800 Level 4 & '08 FLHX Darksider #1378

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    • #3
      Thanks Rick. Pretty funny. But you sure are making cows look bad.:D
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      • #4
        Gosh can you say that? Lol . That is hilarious.

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        • #5
          Ha this one was funny - but it was funny to me because I really hate the old cow ( was that considered a political comment? )

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