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  • wingleader09
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    The Hotel... (Humor)

    Some Monday humor for y'all...

    The Hotel

    An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 85th
    birthday by staying overnight in an expensive hotel.

    When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill
    for $450.00. She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was
    so high. “ It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $450.00
    for just an overnight stay . I didn't even have breakfast."

    The clerk told her that $450.00 is the 'standard rate,' so she insisted on
    speaking to the manager.

    The manager appeared and was forewarned by the desk clerk. He said,
    "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center
    which are available for use."

    "But I didn't use them," she said.

    "Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the manager.
    He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel
    shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from the
    world over performing here," manager said.

    "But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.

    "Well, we have them, and you could have," the manager replied.

    No matter what amenity the manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't
    use it" and the manager countered with his standard response.

    After several minutes discussion with the manager unmoved, she decided to
    pay, wrote a check, and gave it to him.

    The manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But madam, this
    check is for only $50.00."

    "That's correct. I charged you $400.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.

    "But I didn't!" exclaimed the very surprised manager.

    "Well, too bad. I was here and ... you could have."

  • RoadRat
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    Me likee! Gotta pass that one along to some friends.

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  • meshego1
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    I needed this this morning...very funny..

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  • John in YVR
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    On oldie, but still brings a smile.

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