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    I was in the Texas Rose last night, sitting at the bar, drinking a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer of a girl came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.

    She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”

    I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen?” She said, “I sure do.” I said, “ Well, you better get back in it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”
    Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, never paid for a divorce


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    LOVE IT!!!

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    • #3
      That made me chuckle this morning, thanks.
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      Ken
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        Just about sprayed the Mac with coffee.
        2013 Black F6B

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Westdc View Post
          I was in the Texas Rose last night, sitting at the bar, drinking a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer of a girl came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.

          She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”

          I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen?” She said, “I sure do.” I said, “ Well, you better get back in it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”

          And about that time she slapped me about 15 feet down the bar.
          I fixed it for ya.
          Richard
          Darksider #390
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          • #6
            Funny!

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