10 reasons to vote Democrat

[Lone Ranger]

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TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd.

#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn’t.


#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.


#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.


#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.


#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.


#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.


#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.


#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.


…And the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America . We don't care about the beetles, gophers or fish in those other countries.

[Jack]

If only we had another real alternative choice ...

[clayusmcret]

I don't live in a unicornian state and can only deal with the world I live in. These past 6 years everything has been purposely hogtied and hobbled, resulting in an environment where unconstitutional executive proclamations could not be dealt with in any meaningful way. We need to fix the part we can - today - with the choices at hand.

[HBarlow]

We always have alternative choices. I personally despise McAmnesty but he would not have bypassed the congress and spent $9 trillion dollars unconstitutionally on frauds like the green energy companies while gutting the US armed forces, weakening America, kissing the asses of muslim dictators, and stiffing our world allies. I am not a big fan of Romney but he would have immediately implemented significant changes that would have dramatically improved the economy and provided jobs for millions who are out of work of relegated to part time flunk jobs.

Ted Cruz could be an outstanding president. Rand Paul would be excellent and far better than anyone in the communist party. We have lots of choices but we have to ignore the lies about the candidates spread by the propaganda media and make informed choices.

[Goodolboy1]

United States, What's so united about it ? Republican - Democrat Way back when all this started, that's when our country started going down hill. No One stands together anymore, it's all about the dollar, and to hell with the people that no longer have jobs, or food on their tables. And they call the USA the best ? It's only the best to those that have a job and a roof over their heads and food on their tables. When the time comes that all that changes, even you'll be thinking it's not.... Just saying.

[srt8-in-largo]

#11. I vote Democrat because I believe unions should be entitled to garnish your pay and use it for political purposes.

[genedjr]

To the OP -
What a hoot.
...gene

[alphadog]

I'd love to take credit but this was sent to me.

TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd.

#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn’t.


#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.


#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.


#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.


#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.


#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.


#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.


#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.


…And the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America . We don't care about the beetles, gophers or fish in those other countries.

I think many vote democrat because the government crawling up their keyster is an excellent substitute for their nosy know-it-all mommy or mother-in-law,..

[networkguy3]

United States, What's so united about it ? Republican - Democrat Way back when all this started, that's when our country started going down hill. No One stands together anymore, it's all about the dollar, and to hell with the people that no longer have jobs, or food on their tables. And they call the USA the best ? It's only the best to those that have a job and a roof over their heads and food on their tables. When the time comes that all that changes, even you'll be thinking it's not.... Just saying.

Sorry all this started with the founders. Look at this from Wikipedia:

The First Party System of the United States featured the Federalist Party and the Democratic-Republican Party (Anti-Federalist). The Federalist Party grew from Washington's Secretary of the Treasury, Alexander Hamilton, who favored a strong united central government, close ties to Britain, a centralized banking system, and close links between the government and men of wealth. The Democratic-Republican Party was founded by James Madison and by Washington's Secretary of State, Thomas Jefferson, who strongly opposed Hamilton's agenda.^[50] Both parties had newspapers favoring them, with the Federalist paper being the Gazette of the United States and the Democratic-Republican paper being the National Gazette.

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There must always be different viewpoints to keep things in balance.

[HBarlow]

United States, What's so united about it ? Republican - Democrat Way back when all this started, that's when our country started going down hill. No One stands together anymore, it's all about the dollar, and to hell with the people that no longer have jobs, or food on their tables. And they call the USA the best ? It's only the best to those that have a job and a roof over their heads and food on their tables. When the time comes that all that changes, even you'll be thinking it's not.... Just saying.

Roger,

It's sad that you are not aware of the greatness of our country and don't appreciate the wonderful freedom and opportunity it provides.

In my experience it is almost always a democrat voter who expresses points of views like yours. If you voted for nobama, which is likely, you voted to punish America and middle class Americans by electing a socialist who hates America. He and the democrat party have severely hurt the economy, businesses which are the engines of prosperity, and caused millions of jobs to be lost - many of them permanently. While falsely claiming they look out for the middle-class, the democrat party has punished business with excessive regulation, taxes, and policies that hurt them and, as a result, they kill American jobs and reduce prosperity.

If you are one of the millions who lost your job in a nobama economy I am sorry about that and wish you well. You could always pack up and move to Texas where the economy is booming. Anyone who can walk and chew gum at the same time can get a good-paying job in the oil patch.

[Dr Keghead]

Roger,

It's sad that you are not aware of the greatness of our country and don't appreciate the wonderful freedom and opportunity it provides.

In my experience it is almost always a democrat voter who expresses points of views like yours. If you voted for nobama, which is likely, you voted to punish America and middle class Americans by electing a socialist who hates America. He and the democrat party have severely hurt the economy, businesses which are the engines of prosperity, and caused millions of jobs to be lost - many of them permanently. While falsely claiming they look out for the middle-class, the democrat party has punished business with excessive regulation, taxes, and policies that hurt them and, as a result, they kill American jobs and reduce prosperity.

If you are one of the millions who lost your job in a nobama economy I am sorry about that and wish you well. You could always pack up and move to Texas where the economy is booming. Anyone who can walk and chew gum at the same time can get a good-paying job in the oil patch.

Harvey,
Succinct as usual... but lets add another critical factor that is going to cause enormous and unprecedented harm to this country. I'm talking about liberal democrat ordered constraints on the production of electricity. The electrical grid is currently near capacity, yet Obama and his surrogates at the EPA in coordination with their lawsuit filing partners at Greenpeace and the other environmental NGOs are forcing the closure of coal fired power plants. When these close, there will not be enough electricity produced to meet the needs of America during times of very cold and very hot weather. This will result in more than a mere inconvenience... people, likely the old and the sick, will die. Yet the ill informed will happily go on their way... until all hell breaks loose. This problem is coming... and soon.

[HBarlow]

Harvey,
Succinct as usual... but lets add another critical factor that is going to cause enormous and unprecedented harm to this country. I'm talking about liberal democrat ordered constraints on the production of electricity. The electrical grid is currently near capacity, yet Obama and his surrogates at the EPA in coordination with their lawsuit filing partners at Greenpeace and the other environmental NGOs are forcing the closure of coal fired power plants. When these close, there will not be enough electricity produced to meet the needs of America during times of very cold and very hot weather. This will result in more than a mere inconvenience... people, likely the old and the sick, will die. Yet the ill informed will happily go on their way... until all hell breaks loose. This problem is coming... and soon.

Dave,

I agree 100%.

The leftist clowns are using tax payer dollars behind the scenes to fund crony capitalist dumocrap buddies to erect those damned wind generators all over the US to fulfill their naive, pie-in-the-sky dreams that wind generators and solar panels will replace coal-powered generation plants. In 20 years when all those clowns are gone from political office the wind generators will reach or exceed their expected service life and fail leaving the unsightly junk scattered all over the country for future taxpayers to fund tear down and disposal.

There seems to be no limit to the goofy anti-American ideas and schemes the leftists can come up with to enrich themselves and their elitist buddies while harming the livelihood of ordinary hard-working Americans like coal miners.

[misterk]

lol that is funny op