Lady at the Pharmacy

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Lady at the Pharmacy

10-15-2014, 02:05 PM

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his
eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need
cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Absolutely
not! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You
didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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10-15-2014, 02:44 PM

Good one.

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10-17-2014, 12:48 AM

Now, that's funny!

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10-17-2014, 02:41 AM

HaHa...that was great...Thanks
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10-20-2014, 08:29 PM

Thanks for a cute post. Be safe and enjoy the ride. Larry

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