Lady at the Pharmacy

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    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
    walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his
    eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."

    The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need

    The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Absolutely
    not! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
    You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

    The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You
    didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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  • #2
    Good one.
    Dave - High up in Arizona - Black Metallic 2019 DCT

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    • #3
      Now, that's funny!
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      • #4
        HaHa...that was great...Thanks
        John - Richmond 2013 GL1800, Level 3

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        • #5
          Thanks for a cute post. Be safe and enjoy the ride. Larry

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