An Oldie, but still a Goodie!

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  • An Oldie, but still a Goodie!

    I know, I know. Old as can be, but still funny!

    Bill and his wife Blanche go to the state fair every year,
    And every year Bill would say,
    " Blanche, I'd like to ride in that helicopter "
    Blanche always replied,
    " I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,
    And fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "
    One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said,
    " Blanche, I'm 75 years old.
    If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance "
    To this, Blanche replied,
    " Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks "
    The pilot overheard the couple and said,
    " Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride.
    If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!
    But if you say one word it's fifty dollars. "
    Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went.
    The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
    He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
    But still not a word...
    When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said,
    " By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
    I'm impressed! "
    Bill replied,
    " Well, to tell you the truth
    I almost said something when Blanche fell out,
    But you know,
    Fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "

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      That was great...LOL...
      John - Richmond 2013 GL1800, Level 3

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        A good one for the morning chuckle.
        Dave - High up in Arizona - Black Metallic 2019 DCT

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