Ukraine Got Talent

[Bucfan11]

This girl made it to the finals on Ukraines version of "got talent", one thing for sure is this girl is an athlete.

If you're easily offended, remember this is on TV in the Ukraine.

[Rick Mays]

I seen that shortly after the filming of that show. It is NICE, and your right, she is quite the athlete for sure! Takes some cadio and muscle to do what she did. And she sure is purty doing it too. I enjoyed it the first time, the second time, the third time, the fourth time, the fifth time........................... LOL! Oh and I was not offended at all! In fact, I wish she would offend me more and more and more and more............

[Dr Keghead]

Wow! However, I suspect she won't get too far in the competition. Only such much can be done on a pole.

It was interesting watching the judge with the glasses. He was appearing to be disinterested, especially at first... probably because he didn't want his wife to see his reaction.

Now to watch it again...

[530ktm]

I never knew pole dancing to be competitive but I must agree it needs another viewing. I would like it if she would try to offend me.

[WB-Ron]

On a scale of 1 to 10, I'll give her performance 10 one dollar bills.

[Dr Keghead]

I for one will never sit by a pole again. In early May of 1995, my brother-in-law and I went to a "gentleman's club" known as "The Playground". I think this was one of the five times in my life that I frequented such a place. Anyway, he sat down by the stage near the pole while I went to the bar to get two beers (which ended up not even being beer... but I digress). I then went over to where he was and was just sitting down when the "dancer" came running down the stage, grabbed the pole, and swung around. She kicked me square in the face and in the process, broke my nose and my glasses. Blood was everywhere. At first I didn't know what happened as I was quite dazed... and then I felt two hard things poking me in the back and a hand with a towel reaching from behind me in an attempt to stem the blood gushing from my nose. That was the moment when I learned that fake boobs are actually sort of hard.

Oh the humanity...

My mother-in-law and three sister-in-laws were all visiting when this happened. Thus... I had some splainin' to do the next morning.

The whole sordid affair is hilarious... this portion is just a snippet of everything that transpired.

[WB-Ron]

I for one will never sit by a pole again. In early May of 1995, my brother-in-law and I went to a "gentleman's club" known as "The Playground". I think this was one of the five times in my life that I frequented such a place. Anyway, he sat down by the stage near the pole while I went to the bar to get two beers (which ended up not even being beer... but I digress). I then went over to where he was and was just sitting down when the "dancer" came running down the stage, grabbed the pole, and swung around. She kicked me square in the face and in the process, broke my nose and my glasses. Blood was everywhere. At first I didn't know what happened as I was quite dazed... and then I felt two hard things poking me in the back and a hand with a towel reaching from behind me in an attempt to stem the blood gushing from my nose. That was the moment when I learned that fake boobs are actually sort of hard.

Oh the humanity...

My mother-in-law and three sister-in-laws were all visiting when this happened. Thus... I had some splainin' to do the next morning.

The whole sordid affair is hilarious... this portion is just a snippet of everything that transpired.

Funny story. That had to have happened back in the days when youz was a Yooper!

[Dr Keghead]

I'm still a yooper... once one, always one.

So after my event, I had to go get checked out at the local hospital. The first thing they asked me was how it happened. Now at the time, I was still an Air Force officer and didn't think it would be the best thing for my superiors to find out what happened. So I told the woman I didn't want to tell her. She told me that either I told her or they wouldn't treat me. So I told her and she immediately looked up at me and the look on her face said it all... you pig! So they put me in an examining room and one by one, all of the nurses working the ER had to peak in to see the pig that got hurt at the strip club. Then they sent me to radiology and the same thing happened... pig! I'm sure they talked about me for a long time afterwards... " do you remember that pig... ?"

[WB-Ron]

I'm still a yooper... once one, always one.

Same here!

[Dr Keghead]

Are you the guy I messaged with on the other site years ago... from Ironwood or somewhere else in that area?

[Cruiseman]

I just put a bid on eBay for the pole.

[WB-Ron]

Are you the guy I messaged with on the other site years ago... from Ironwood or somewhere else in that area?

Yep, that's me. Born in Escanaba, with family relation in Ford River, Gladstone, Marquette, etc. The UP is still God's country in my book.

[530ktm]

I just put a bid on eBay for the pole.

I was going to put one in our bedroom but I don't think my wife can compete with the maneuvers this girl has.

[Lone Ranger]

I for one will never sit by a pole again. In early May of 1995, my brother-in-law and I went to a "gentleman's club" known as "The Playground". I think this was one of the five times in my life that I frequented such a place. Anyway, he sat down by the stage near the pole while I went to the bar to get two beers (which ended up not even being beer... but I digress). I then went over to where he was and was just sitting down when the "dancer" came running down the stage, grabbed the pole, and swung around. She kicked me square in the face and in the process, broke my nose and my glasses. Blood was everywhere. At first I didn't know what happened as I was quite dazed... and then I felt two hard things poking me in the back and a hand with a towel reaching from behind me in an attempt to stem the blood gushing from my nose. That was the moment when I learned that fake boobs are actually sort of hard.

Oh the humanity...

My mother-in-law and three sister-in-laws were all visiting when this happened. Thus... I had some splainin' to do the next morning.

The whole sordid affair is hilarious... this portion is just a snippet of everything that transpired.

Aren't you the wild one. I hope you got free drinks after the hit.