Was just filling up my bike at the local gas stop. Guy pulls in on the other side of a the pump. Shuts his Yamaha Stratoliner off and steps off to grab pump. Looks at me and the ST1300 and states, " Bet you don't ride that thing very far huh? I just rode this bike yesterday 485 miles in one day, that is almost a Iron Butt! Do you like to do Iron Butts? he asks me."
I grin and said no! I like my butts soft and on the back side of a woman! LOL! Haaaaaaa! He gets a ****ed off look, not a grin, nothing but he is thinking..... He finally says, " By the looks of the little motorcycle there, it would be hard to ride as far as I did yesterday on it" I looked at him again and told him, well most people that rides these types of bikes Tour the whole US on them, they are built for sport touring. He then admitted, that he had never seen such a bike as the ST1300! But he was a long distance rider on his Yamaha Stratoliner in his mind though! I parted with him on one last gib at him! LOL! I told him, he should try womens butts next time, they are softer and it is what the Lord meant for us ride! Haaaaaaaa!, he looked at me and said " Real Funny" and turned to his pumping gas!
I grin and said no! I like my butts soft and on the back side of a woman! LOL! Haaaaaaa! He gets a ****ed off look, not a grin, nothing but he is thinking..... He finally says, " By the looks of the little motorcycle there, it would be hard to ride as far as I did yesterday on it" I looked at him again and told him, well most people that rides these types of bikes Tour the whole US on them, they are built for sport touring. He then admitted, that he had never seen such a bike as the ST1300! But he was a long distance rider on his Yamaha Stratoliner in his mind though! I parted with him on one last gib at him! LOL! I told him, he should try womens butts next time, they are softer and it is what the Lord meant for us ride! Haaaaaaaa!, he looked at me and said " Real Funny" and turned to his pumping gas!
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